Reminds me of our government.

There is an old story of a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put a frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet."
The scientist continued to cut off each leg, logging "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet.", "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet." and "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot." respectively. Then the scientist cut off his last leg.
"He said, "Jump frog JUMP!"
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."