Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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