I want this haircut!

And here's a link you've gotta check out.

http://vinovo.magnify.net/video/The-Greatest-Prank-Call-Ever-To

Look out!

And who gets the fine?

I can't take anymore!

How does he turn?

Poor Tom...

Great Pacifier

New healthy baby food

I am learning chinese!

It's really pretty easy. Read these out loud and see for yourself!

That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?........Hu Yu Hai Ding

Se me ASAP...........................Kum Hia

Small horse..........................Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?.............Wai Yu So Tan

I hit the coffee table...............Ai Bang Mai Ni

You need a face lift.................Chin Tu Fat

Did you turn out the light?..........Wai So Dim

Aren't you on a diet?................Wai Yu Mun Ching

Tow away zone........................No Pah King

Your too early.......................Wai Yu Kum Nao

Hiding...............................Lei Ying Lo

Cleaning my automobile...............Wa Shin Ka

You need a bath......................Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great................................Su Pah

More Stocks

The market is up today. I have run out of money to purchase stock, so now I am hoping it continues to climb. I managed to get some pretty good buys (in my opinion) while it was so low. Here are a few of my buys:

Bank of America - BAC @ $3.63 p/s
Dryships Inc - DRYS @ $3.11 p/s
Virgin Mobile - VM @ $1.15 p/s
Sirius XM Radio - SIRI @ $0.14 p/s
American Intl Group - AIG @ $0.35 p/s

Wish me luck!

Spongebob?

Hey, sometimes you just have to pushstart them.

Football

Football season is here! I am part of a brand new team, the Denton Dragons. Since it is a new team, we are disorganized and so far have not done well. It is fun though. I am the right guard on the offensive line (sometimes defense). Our first game, we lost 52 - 0 but we showed improvement in the next game at 22 - 6. We have a real coach now so I expect to see even more improvement. Here are the associated websites.

http://www.dentondragonsfootball.com/

http://www.leaguelineup.com/welcome.asp?cmenuid=1&url=aefl&sid=109422393

2009 Financial Terms

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET--A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET--A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no beer.

VALUE INVESTING--The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO--The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER--What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR--Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST--Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT--When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER--A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION--The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO--What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS--What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR--Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT--An archaic word, no longer used.

Obscure Q & A

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad