What's for lunch?

English

Face it, English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

If we examine the paradoxes of english we find that:
Quicksand takes you down slowly.
Boxing rings are square.
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play, yet play at a recital?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a house burn up, as it burns down?
Why do you fill in a form by filling it out?

And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

I want this haircut!

And here's a link you've gotta check out.

http://vinovo.magnify.net/video/The-Greatest-Prank-Call-Ever-To

Look out!

And who gets the fine?

I can't take anymore!

How does he turn?

Poor Tom...

Great Pacifier

New healthy baby food

I am learning chinese!

It's really pretty easy. Read these out loud and see for yourself!

That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?........Hu Yu Hai Ding

Se me ASAP...........................Kum Hia

Small horse..........................Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?.............Wai Yu So Tan

I hit the coffee table...............Ai Bang Mai Ni

You need a face lift.................Chin Tu Fat

Did you turn out the light?..........Wai So Dim

Aren't you on a diet?................Wai Yu Mun Ching

Tow away zone........................No Pah King

Your too early.......................Wai Yu Kum Nao

Hiding...............................Lei Ying Lo

Cleaning my automobile...............Wa Shin Ka

You need a bath......................Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great................................Su Pah

More Stocks

The market is up today. I have run out of money to purchase stock, so now I am hoping it continues to climb. I managed to get some pretty good buys (in my opinion) while it was so low. Here are a few of my buys:

Bank of America - BAC @ $3.63 p/s
Dryships Inc - DRYS @ $3.11 p/s
Virgin Mobile - VM @ $1.15 p/s
Sirius XM Radio - SIRI @ $0.14 p/s
American Intl Group - AIG @ $0.35 p/s

Wish me luck!

Spongebob?

Hey, sometimes you just have to pushstart them.

Football

Football season is here! I am part of a brand new team, the Denton Dragons. Since it is a new team, we are disorganized and so far have not done well. It is fun though. I am the right guard on the offensive line (sometimes defense). Our first game, we lost 52 - 0 but we showed improvement in the next game at 22 - 6. We have a real coach now so I expect to see even more improvement. Here are the associated websites.

http://www.dentondragonsfootball.com/

http://www.leaguelineup.com/welcome.asp?cmenuid=1&url=aefl&sid=109422393