Redneck definitions.

Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Barium......................What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
Coma........................A punctuation mark.
Dilate......................To live longer than your kids do.
Enema.......................Not a friend.
Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................A small lie.
Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node........................I knew it.
Outpatient..................A person who has fainted.
Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
Tablet......................A small table to change babies on.
Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor.......................More than one.
Varicose....................Near by