Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Friday, December 2, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
I have discovered my purpose in life....
I have been having fun on yahoo answers. Too much? Wrong? Insensitive? Cold hearted? Maybe yes to all of the above, but hey, I got a good laugh so....
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Friday, November 19, 2010
Government
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people.
One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they laid off the night watchman.
Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people.
One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they laid off the night watchman.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Friday, October 1, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Failed Inventions
-- The water-proof towel
-- Glow in the dark sunglasses
-- Solar powered flashlights
-- Submarine screen doors
-- A book on how to read
-- Inflatable dart boards
-- A dictionary index
-- Powdered water
-- Pedal-powered wheel chairs
-- Waterproof tea bags
-- Zero proof alcohol
-- Reuseable ice cubes
-- See-through toilet tissue
-- Skinless bananas
-- Turnip ice cream
-- Toe implants
-- Rolls Royce pickup truck
-- Helicopter Ejector Seat
-- Glow in the dark sunglasses
-- Solar powered flashlights
-- Submarine screen doors
-- A book on how to read
-- Inflatable dart boards
-- A dictionary index
-- Powdered water
-- Pedal-powered wheel chairs
-- Waterproof tea bags
-- Zero proof alcohol
-- Reuseable ice cubes
-- See-through toilet tissue
-- Skinless bananas
-- Turnip ice cream
-- Toe implants
-- Rolls Royce pickup truck
-- Helicopter Ejector Seat
Thursday, September 23, 2010
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